House : I’ve been an idiot. I’ve got this argument stuck in my head that if everybody lies, then trust is not only unfounded and pointless…Fictional… But trust is not an argument that can be won or lost. Maybe I just have to suspend my cynicism and believe. Maybe it’s time I took a leap of faith. I’m sorry… I won’t lie to you again.
Cuddy : Thank you.
![all-right-ramblers:
HOUSE: I have been going out of my way to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months now, on the off chance one of them could be your mom. You couldn’t have mentioned she’s a shiksa?CUDDY: She converted when she married my dad.HOUSE: You see, now it’s too late. CUDDY: I’m not blaming you for this. She’s the one who ambushed you to find out what you were like, because I “never tell her anyhting”.HOUSE: I’d have to agree with her on that one. Anyway, I obviously can’t come to dinner now.CUDDY: Obviously?HOUSE: Well, she’s crazy and she hates me.CUDDY: House, I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, keep your mouth shut and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in hell, but I will feel better having you there. That’s what a relationship is. We average our misery.[House whimpers almost imperceptibly.]
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HOUSE: I have been going out of my way to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months now, on the off chance one of them could be your mom. You couldn’t have mentioned she’s a shiksa?
CUDDY: She converted when she married my dad.
HOUSE: You see, now it’s too late.
CUDDY: I’m not blaming you for this. She’s the one who ambushed you to find out what you were like, because I “never tell her anyhting”.
HOUSE: I’d have to agree with her on that one. Anyway, I obviously can’t come to dinner now.
CUDDY: Obviously?
HOUSE: Well, she’s crazy and she hates me.
CUDDY: House, I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, keep your mouth shut and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in hell, but I will feel better having you there. That’s what a relationship is. We average our misery.
[House whimpers almost imperceptibly.]HOUSE, M.D. 7.09 — “Larger Than Life”
I don’t care where you came from.
Oh no, I don’t care where you’ve been.
All I know, is that I love you.
And I’m going to love you till the end.
‘Cause you’re my… Dream come true.-
![House: No offense to either of you but, dinner with your mom? C’mon, I’d have to act like a decent human being and you know what strain that puts on me. And you [looking at Wilson], ever since you broke up with Sam you do nothing but mope and whine. It’s a bummer.Wilson: And just what it is so exciting you have to blow off both of us to do?House: I just wanna sit on my couch in my underwear, drink scotch and watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey. By myself, I just want one night off. Is that so much to ask?Wilson & Cuddy: Yes!Cuddy: You have to choose one of us.House: I choose Wilson.Cuddy: Good! Because he’s coming to my birthday dinner. [smiles and leaves]Wilson: I do not whine.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfavo0aSrP1qa059ao1_500.jpg)
House: No offense to either of you but, dinner with your mom? C’mon, I’d have to act like a decent human being and you know what strain that puts on me. And you [looking at Wilson], ever since you broke up with Sam you do nothing but mope and whine. It’s a bummer.
Wilson: And just what it is so exciting you have to blow off both of us to do?
House: I just wanna sit on my couch in my underwear, drink scotch and watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey. By myself, I just want one night off. Is that so much to ask?
Wilson & Cuddy: Yes!
Cuddy: You have to choose one of us.
House: I choose Wilson.
Cuddy: Good! Because he’s coming to my birthday dinner. [smiles and leaves]
Wilson: I do not whine.
